then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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