i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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