We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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