and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You made out with two different species that night
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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