he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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