But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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