Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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