Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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