So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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