you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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