is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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