I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I could make wine with my vomit
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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