so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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