if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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