That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize