Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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