I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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