Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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