Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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