Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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