We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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