Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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