I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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