I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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