I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
