The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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