Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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