Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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