How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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