Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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