Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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