Tell her she can't have a vagina
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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