ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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