Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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