Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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