I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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