So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize