We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
