Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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