we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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