You're completely useless in the revolution.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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