OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
