Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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