Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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