i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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