Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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