found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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