Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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