I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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