So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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