no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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