Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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