the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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