yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
