I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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