What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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