she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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